Monticello to Vegas with Lisa

Early start this morning, gave the boys a wakeup call at 6am. Some of the things they said would make a grown girl blush, Matty is especially frisky in the morning! Had to do a quick change as we needed to get on the road as soon as possible, so quickly on with the hotpants and the push up bra, bit of lippy and I was ready to go. Breakfast eaten and on the road at 7am, we spotted a few Bambi's making there way to the roadside, reminded us of dinner last night at the diner. Sure our steaks may have been a little roadkill!!

We had only just started our trip into the great American wild blue yonder, when I cracked a beer with Lardro. Things were going fine until Camel decided to pinch my butt, he got a soaking from my beer bottle for that one. First tick in the box was Monument valley on the border of Utah/Arizona. Magnificent rocky columns thrusting into the blue, blue sky. Reminded me of a certain boyfriend.....

Next stop was at a Navajo stall where they sold authentic made in the US of A jewellery. What a girl can do in a place like this, fluttered my eyelashes at all the boys and received bracelets, necklaces and rings in return. The only guy with long pockets and short hands was Matty, will have to work on him a bit more obviously. The mighty Grand Canyon came next, where Matty showed us all the stops along the canyon where he and Mary-Jane got all romantic in their early days. Just a bloody great big hole in the ground with a green coloured Colorado river running along the bottom of it, what's the romance in that.

By now PC had the driving duties, and I noticed a marked improvement in control today. Loss of concentration seemed to occur only when I placed my hand on his knees, what's up with that? I got him to pull off the road to drive along Route 66, where I impersonated one of those lonely blond hitchhikers that you find all over America, he would have passed me by if Tassie hadn't near throttled him to stop. We made sure we stopped at Seligman to pick up all that Route 66 memorabilia that we know everyone wants to receive at home.

The drive carried on into the dark desert night as we made our way to the Hoover Dam. The boys were lucky I managed to flash a little cleavage and a wink at the nice Police man checking us at the checkpoint. Because Lardro's impersonation of Asama bin Laden didn't quite cut the mustard when we were stopped. It was a bit dark at the Hoover dam but that made the bright neon lights of Las Vegas appear more spectacular when entering the city.

Overall it was a great day, I managed to keep those boys in line. They all seem to think thay have a chance with me, but I'm loyal only to my big daddy, Dodger. I wish those Mauler boys wouldn't use that other filthy nickname for him, I guess it's up to us Mauler girls to educate them. Anyway the bed calls

Lots of luv and kisses

XXX

Lisa

PS Hope you can all make it to Hooters tomorrow to support me as I'll be having a trial run